Community Yard Sale
30–31 May 2026
Dust off your treasures. Our HOA will be out citing yard sale signs from those operating without permits. We're serious. (Mostly.)
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Managed remotely · Coping locally
Welcome to Horn Valley
Yukon's premier community where phantom red SUVs roam, yard sale signs vanish without a trace, and our developer still holds the reins. We're building the neighborhood we want to live in — one permit, one meme, one meeting at a time.
Recent Sightings
Neighborhood dads already standing outside with coffee like: “Yep… saw her around 8:12. Came in hot off Ressie. Spooked three squirrels and a landscaper.”
The infamous phantom red SUV has moved operations toward Ressie Ln and NW 25th Street. Residents are advised not to make direct eye contact. If encountered, remain calm, signal early, and avoid sudden merging. Horn Valley lore writes itself faster than our HOA sends memos.
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Upcoming Events
HOA Meeting
Date TBD
As elusive as Bigfoot. When it happens, show up — your presence matters for the transition to homeowner control.
How to get involvedNeighbor Forum
Anonymous, PG-13, zero official memos required.
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About us
Who runs this site and why we're still waiting on homeowner control.
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The official definition vs. the Horn Valley reality.
Learn moreContact
Reach the community site maintainers (not D.R. Horton).
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